fat
hysterical
whining

he'd be fastest
if his shoe laces
stayed tied

if there is one turd in the desert
he would make a 200 miles detour
just to step into it

um's Verrecken
nicht das sagen,
was man meint

at least
it's the right day
to misspell it arrray.

there are only 26 letters
so why are two of them
spelled identically?

bad music
in the early morning
is doubly unbearable

I repeat myself
so I guess
I'm done

the improvement 3D
brings to the experience
is a headache