Western Haikus
Saturday, October 24th 2026

because she hates cars
she flies around europe
constantly

Asuguo

Friday, October 23rd 2026

mein russisches ich
löst alles
durch sackl-picken

Asuguo

rauf auf die leiter
runter von der leiter
rauf auf die … und so weiter

Asuguo

if you want to fuck me
you should at least care
if i am still alive

Asuguo

if i do
the governments job
i want my taxes back

Asuguo

Thursday, October 22nd 2026

fucking
finally!
(do I need a third line?)

Asuguo

Wednesday, October 21st 2026

i believe
bob dylan is
high maintenance

Asuguo

Tuesday, October 20th 2026

entering
the usa
is less invasive

Asuguo

Monday, October 19th 2026

prepping my place
so i can hear
the zombies approach

Asuguo

Sunday, October 18th 2026

the crowds
messed
with the weather

Asuguo