it's warmer here
than in San Francisco
(where it's night

singing in bed:
to tell us
he's awake?

is he
peeing on
his phone?

if you're not sure wether
it exists on the Internet
assume that it does

buying the worst
video game ever
to decode a message

3D can enhance
the experience but
glasses are still wrong

a stroll through ice and snow
hypnotizing the henchmen
awoken while confronting the villan

carelessness
easily beats
a dripping teapot

Ist es so schlecht,
da

the joy
of not being
understood