Monday, April 27th 2015
walking is
almost as slow
as swimming
even my
rocker outfit
is uncool
Sunday, April 26th 2015
massage
is non-sexual
S&M
Saturday, April 25th 2015
the square
has outlived
its welcome
the orcs
killed my
wrist
I'm no longer
the only grave walker
in this game
Friday, April 24th 2015
eating
from top
to bottom
the itchy nose
is spring's
welcome gift
Thursday, April 23rd 2015
i am
not a
steel worker
Wednesday, April 22nd 2015
surprisingly, those
who don't speak Russian
can't read it either