Friday, May 8th 2015
according to the French
steak is not
fine cousin
Wie haben die Franzosen
den Ruf langsam zu sein
den Schweizern angehÃĪngt?
Thursday, May 7th 2015
when you're not
waiting for the ride
you're waiting on it
no people
a tripod
and lots of time
Wednesday, May 6th 2015
are the tables
cleaned once per day
or once per season
hull breach
on a space station
makes it warmer
at least the Brits
can stand in a queue
without bumping into you
Tuesday, May 5th 2015
my good intentions
are thwarted
by bad taste
no terrorist
arrival after
seven pm
Monday, May 4th 2015
time flies
when you're
getting wet