it can't be so cold
that Danish don't
want to get wet

asphalt
is very expensive
in Denmark

more than
a drop per minute
isn't save for children

Fårup
is the
lowest point

for some drivers
even diagonal parking
is asking too much

if you continue to refuse
making turns you won't
reach your destination

this cheese
is 100%
gene free

cutting the river
out of the
water cycle

this stone garden
is decidedly
un-zen