video is
one big bag
of hurt

i should have
ordered
water

forgetfulness
broke
my streak

Microsoft Word
is a
creationist

the rear end of a gun
does more damage
than its bullets

my tooth really tried
but it couldn't make me
forget my knee

walking slowly
needs constant
reminding

would have preferred
a dead mouse
as present

I can't deny
that I was
at the dentist

7km/h
is too fast
for my knee