Monday, April 17th 2017
 
we survived the family
but the restaurant owner 
caught us unprepared
Thursday, April 13th 2017
 
it finally ran out
of problems
to throw my way
Saturday, April 8th 2017
 
the strangled cat
is in fact 
a cell phone
Friday, April 7th 2017
 
solar
powered
lamp
Thursday, April 6th 2017
 
Schlechtwetter 
ist gut für 
die Figur
Warum 
geht das 
Hühnchen über
Monday, April 3rd 2017
 
KGP-555
this license plate 
can't be real
das alte Sprichwort
bestellen kann ich selber
ist nicht immer wahr
Thursday, March 30th 2017
 
bananas
in the
toilet
Monday, March 27th 2017
 
now I know
what mansplaining
feels like