has the time come
to finally remove
the winter decorations?

evil
origami
llamas

however long it takes
is nothing compared to
a trip to the toilet

good cop, bad cop
is much less effective
than weird cop, weird cop

Verkühlung
ist Allergie?
Ja, sicher.

Hurra hurra!
Ich habe wieder ein
funktionierendes Kopfhörerpaar

this hour
went by
instantly

City Hall
looks like
Stonehenge

Trump
was hiding
under the sink

twenty four hours
of sleep a day
is called coma