I'm wide awake
until I finished
breakfast

it can't be helped
that this dog is
completely untrained

is this really
the most efficient way
to capture air

controls
could hardly
be worse

it kept
me awake
twice

predicting a
miracle doesn't
make it happen

if you don't want
to swim you have to
eat chocolate

it was much less
complicated than
I anticipated

tuna:
the traditional
Christmas snack