Wednesday, April 20th 2022
doses
and
thesis
this time
Shrödinger's package
contains a gun
Saturday, April 16th 2022
my allergies
are allergic
top onion
Thursday, April 7th 2022
why are
our children
so boring
I'm only the second
most careful person
I know
Wednesday, April 6th 2022
Nigeria's prince
has moved
to Russia
Thursday, March 31st 2022
flying
fish
cat
Wednesday, March 30th 2022
walking someone up
to ask them
if they're asleep
Sunday, March 27th 2022
only one
positive result
per family
Friday, March 25th 2022
swimming
in the Pacific
again