is the chair telling me
that it is too old
or that I'm too heavy

I can no longer
say that I was
never there

one of these days
I'll hire a chemist
to produce H₃O

congratulations
you caught
the grass

is
blood
vegetarian

we
made her
week

according to
Sherlock Holmes
we\"re all drunks

jackets
are like
umbrellas

she bought three
plastic bottles to avoid
buying plastic bottles

shouldn't have
asked if it was
gonna rain