there is no such thing
as the right amount
of cooked rice

Dillo Fenderson

Geocacher
or
drug dealer

Dillo Fenderson

how can a game
be similar to two games
that have nothing in common

Dillo Fenderson

I didn't find
the screw because
I didn't loose it

Dillo Fenderson

stop parking
in the middle
of the road

Dillo Fenderson

regrettably you can't
put real live conversations
into 1.5x speed

Dillo Fenderson

had I gone swimming
I would have earned
Danish citizenship

Dillo Fenderson

he doesn't care that
the menu is missing
most main dishes

Dillo Fenderson

I'm not
a good
guard dog

Dillo Fenderson

nightswimmers
pay respect by
ignoring each other

Dillo Fenderson