I couldn't write this
without feeling
patently stupid

Dillo Fenderson

in today's weather
doors opening outwards
would be a safety hazard

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my attempt at improvement
only made it
that much worse

Dillo Fenderson

where do you get
the idea that
I slept well tonight?

Dillo Fenderson

a fuzzy way
to make
bullets

Dillo Fenderson

Das Mikrophon
hat einen Lautsprecher
aber nur am neuen Telephon

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you moved the cursor
let me think about that

Dillo Fenderson

for a two year old
being pregnant
is no believable excuse

Dillo Fenderson

newly arrived time travelers
surely appreciate recapping last year
but the rest of us lived through it

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she's

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