take a deep breath
and stop thinking
about bloodshed

Dillo Fenderson

at long last
the archduke
is mine!

Dillo Fenderson

is holding potatoes
really the biggest help
she's capable of?

Dillo Fenderson

I'm really tempted
to lie down beside my sandals
and see who rots first

Dillo Fenderson

today I met
the Austrian minister
of silly jogging

Dillo Fenderson

now I'm
thoroughly
frustrated

Dillo Fenderson

if I didn't know better
I would have thought
it was a brothel

Dillo Fenderson

you never know
what you're capable of
until you have a reason to try

Dillo Fenderson

talking can be much more
annoying than eating
but it's still allowed

Dillo Fenderson

mistaking a date for a phone number
is quite an achievement, especially
when the month is spelled out

Dillo Fenderson