whiskas also proves
that a cat's sense of smell
is distinctly different from ours

Dillo Fenderson

finally a car
that's an optical fit
for obese drivers

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modern buildings: can't tell
wether it looks as planned
or the ceiling caved in

Dillo Fenderson

when you drop the cup
it is time for you
to go home to bed

Dillo Fenderson

if i want to be quiet
i should make
as much noise as i can

Dillo Fenderson

it tastes twice as good
when eaten
from the floor

Dillo Fenderson

two nice men
helped me
steal my bike

Dillo Fenderson

Zombies exist.
I should know,
I am one.

Dillo Fenderson

my memory is so bad
I'm not even sure wether
I forgot some haikus

Dillo Fenderson

crickets are
the arch enemies
of the beaver

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