Earl would be
the ideal subject
for Lisl Ponger

i'm at the point
where even officials think
it sounds like cabaret

whiskas also proves
that a cat's sense of smell
is distinctly different from ours

finally a car
that's an optical fit
for obese drivers

modern buildings: can't tell
wether it looks as planned
or the ceiling caved in

when you drop the cup
it is time for you
to go home to bed

if i want to be quiet
i should make
as much noise as i can

it tastes twice as good
when eaten
from the floor

two nice men
helped me
steal my bike

Zombies exist.
I should know,
I am one.