too busy being superior
she fails to understand
what i'm saying

hear no Sheela
see no Sheela
kill no Sheela

why do you climb mountains?
why do you hate people?
because they are there.

oh no, not again
shut up, go away
cease to exist

her nagging
annoyed me, a stranger
what's it like for a grandchild?

just when I accepted,
that I wasn't meant to own that game
it was sent to me

my hatred
mirrored and amplified in others
amuses me

at long last,
i understand the meaning
of the street's name

mountains of leaves
blocking the path
yet not the bike lane!

With the birth of her son
the world population of non-morons
increased to two.