it's not what you do
it's who you are
that annoys me

ruining a trousers' leg
is a strange way
of showing affection

her eyes wide open
still she doesn't
see a thing

sleeping and waking
night and day
it's all a blur to me

people
like stereotypes
who imitatates whom

watering the asphalt
in the rain
i don't get it

saw stuff for three haikus
but i'm too tired
to write them

having to read this
is an insult
learn how to write

if you go out
you get wet
that's the new rule

stupid fly
keeping me awake
second night in a row