absolutely
useless
backup

thinking about a clever haiku
while the blood
is dripping down my leg

proud
to be an
asshole

london cab drivers
are a special
kind of crazy

unexpectedly
a real
challenge

annoying the hell
out of someone
only gets you killed

getting home
accident free was nothing
short of pure luck

triathlon
isn't
my thing

i do the same thing
over and over again
and expect a different outcome

und die haben mir
mein feldbett
am eingang abgenommen