he's old, fat
and asthmatic
what was he thinking

the disadvantage
of being related
to the choir

can i
hit my toe
on a shadow?

unnecessarily
complicated
is today’s theme

fast becomes an illusion
when you need a file
to put in a screw

reducing
the number of colors
from three to two

most doors
can be opened by
waiting long enough

i’m already
one tea
behind

my equipment
is good for
ninety minutes

she died again
from being looked at
by another cat