i ain't dumb and i ain't blind
but that doesn't mean
i can't drive a car sometimes

pre-holiday
war zone
supermarket

a thousand ways
and most of the time
none of them work

later this year
is hard to believe
on December 30th

alle mir nach,
ich folge
euch!

after years of penetrating the
wrong hole the child was conceived
through wrong ass-wipe technique

all of December
only has
seven work days

the nose strongly
disagrees with the
consumption of kale

every day
begins with
a sunrise

my thumb is so cold
it hurts
when i shift gears