trying to remember
sometimes feels like
catching a spook

the phone
is my
enemy

los angeles to london.
george bush to
austin powers look a likes

spanish is a
language that
can only be shouted

the bad thing about america
is that the weather forecasts
are correct

driving pacific coast
highway probably never
gets you out of L.A.

the fat girl
is fighting
her weight uphill

the world sure
is great, i just
don't fit in

i invented
downhill yoga
today

crossing nevada on a bike
shows courage,
self hate and maddness