i ain't dumb and i ain't blind
but that doesn't mean
i can't drive a car sometimes

pre-holiday
war zone
supermarket

after years of penetrating the
wrong hole the child was conceived
through wrong ass-wipe technique

the nose strongly
disagrees with the
consumption of kale

my thumb is so cold
it hurts
when i shift gears

we talk about snow
as if we truly think
it will soon come

china via hong kong and cologne
to vienna, 3 days. vienna to lower austria,
4 days and counting.

in death
they turn
invisible

211 days
until
christmas

queen - the musical
with music
by elton john