no matter where they
bring their kids,
they do so by car

with the car i sweat as much,
but it takes
twice as long as with the bike

summer in austria
is the season to dream about
the weather in denver

in einer welt, wo auf katzenfutter
kalorienangaben stehen,
ist vermutlich alles moeglich

while wondering how bad ass
i must have been last year, i realized
that i've taken a shortcut

for every thing you don't
wanna do, there are at least
3 excuses why you can't

my last day alive
i spend
mowing the lawn

skintight bike pants
may have
a purpose at long last

if my brain had
any brains at all i wouldn't
go back to work

most of the time what i bring
home is dirt, but sometimes one
of the dark dots is a tick