after an extensive search i have to
conclude that the thinking
human being is an urban legend

she looks like
angela merkel pressed
against a window

a friend bought a lady gaga cd
and i thought it can't get
any worse after a dog bite

getting bitten is a
kind reminder that i don't
really like dogs

I could book a flight
to Denver from
practically everywhere

I experience first hand
the daily thawing up
and freezing of dogshit

peeing in a trash can
he asks me
'where else ?'

the same
sad story in
repetetive mode

manchmal ist nichts
besser als
besser als nichts

guess it won't be
a white christmas
this year either