sie sagt er sei dumm
weil er
zurechnungsunfähig ist

after turning on
the heating, the house became
a more habitable place

why must those spiders
be so
angst-inducing big

they are
so unattractive
in their conformity

maria hilf !
ich will
nicht shoppen

who would have thought
it would rain,
just cuz they forecast it

an ordinary cannibal dish
can be spiced up
with cannibal tomatoes

trapped in bakery land
looking for a
decent meal

those who start their days
with beer and cigarettes
are early risers

a pig
with the body
of a dog