where is the
fast lane out of
the jetlag

from the big dusty
to the
big muddy

i pointed a gun
at him, so he raced off
eyes wide in horror

it's not as cold
as expected, as for the rest
no surprises

i like the water better
when it comes in waves than
falling from the sky

getting aboard the plane
i step into a future
of exceedingly bad weather

you haven't seen the whole
beauty of the human physique
if you haven't been to the beach

this ocean is so much more
efficient in getting sand into my hair
than me getting it out again

why must everything end?
and not just the
fucked up things, like work

i've been running
on the beach, but only
cuz the sand was hot