so i am the 10%
wether i like it
or not

from 7 degrees
to 28,
in 30 minutes

do not approach the bear
the bear will approach you
when it's hungry

on the barren field
the sole cow
stares into the sun

apple maps even knew
about the slow RV
when estimating travel time

shit, the poop fairy
is nothing but
an urban legend

monterey adopted the
frankfurt airport's exit system;
or vice versa

my neighbors are giants
who woke me
with their smell

my shoes
changed color within
a few hours

this wind
doesn't leave one hair
in place