some know more about the people
from a three week vacation
than the people themselves

since snow ceased
to fall last winter we went
on to caching in rain

i wouldn't have believed that an actors
autobiography would be the most
explicitly pornographic book i've ever read

hairball puking
is something
i can relate to

taking possible multiple choice
answers as scientific facts
is more than a little odd

when the film stopped
i waited in vain
for the apes to enter

why do i have to pay for
car upgrades in a world
overrun by zombies?

wasting my time
with something i like to do
isn't wasting time

i took me an hour to build
a spider's web, destroying
one is a matter of seconds

unfortunately my sarcasm is
as wasted as his running
his fist through glass