Asuguo, February 2015
Thursday, February 12th 2015

finding gonorrhea
is his personal
50 shades of grey

Asuguo

Tuesday, February 10th 2015

for longer sentences
the angry gay
is the best approach

Asuguo

Monday, February 9th 2015

you can clean your shoes,
or you simply
walk through the snow

Asuguo

Saturday, February 7th 2015

"pass ein bisschen auf!"
"macht nichts,
sie hat es eh absichtlich gemacht"

Asuguo

Friday, February 6th 2015

the cat's
real name is
schnurli wayne

Asuguo

Thursday, February 5th 2015

no other is as
convincing in pretending
to be dead

Asuguo

Wednesday, February 4th 2015

eating something ends
the hunger. take that advice
from someone who knows

Asuguo

i'm allergic
to having
a cold

Asuguo