Thursday, February 12th 2015
finding gonorrhea
is his personal
50 shades of grey
Tuesday, February 10th 2015
for longer sentences
the angry gay
is the best approach
Monday, February 9th 2015
you can clean your shoes,
or you simply
walk through the snow
Saturday, February 7th 2015
"pass ein bisschen auf!"
"macht nichts,
sie hat es eh absichtlich gemacht"
Friday, February 6th 2015
the cat's
real name is
schnurli wayne
Thursday, February 5th 2015
no other is as
convincing in pretending
to be dead
Wednesday, February 4th 2015
eating something ends
the hunger. take that advice
from someone who knows
i'm allergic
to having
a cold