Tuesday, February 24th 2015
this train
carries the mad and retarded
this train
Monday, February 23rd 2015
the chewing gum
tastes
like blood
Friday, February 20th 2015
im baumarkt findet
man dinge leichter, wenn man
nicht fragt wo sie sind
Wednesday, February 18th 2015
i get the magazin
twice, but haven't even
paid it once
Tuesday, February 17th 2015
after dining
late night
hair washing
Sunday, February 15th 2015
most of the time you can
counteract, the other times
just enjoy the slow motion
Friday, February 13th 2015
i whipped my butt,
accidently,
but repeatedly
Thursday, February 12th 2015
finding gonorrhea
is his personal
50 shades of grey
Tuesday, February 10th 2015
for longer sentences
the angry gay
is the best approach
Monday, February 9th 2015
you can clean your shoes,
or you simply
walk through the snow