Wednesday, July 13th 2016
a sentence shall not
exceed more than
five words, ever
Tuesday, July 12th 2016
is no trouble
a possibility
at all?
Monday, July 11th 2016
it looks like my
motel neighbors got
a cameo in "preacher"
hi allergy,
can't say
i missed ya
i'm still losing my pants
american food
hasn't made me bigger
Sunday, July 10th 2016
the halloween
disney hybrid train
runs on sundays
superman
needs an
uber ride
those train intervals
in chicago are a drag.
walking can't take longer
Saturday, July 9th 2016
those supersized humans
are a real problem in seats developed
for a normal sized species
people warn their kids
way too often about
things not being safe