Sunday, September 25th 2016
sting killed
bieber by not opening
the door
this book
is perfect for
inducing sleepiness
strict
ring
muscle-up
Thursday, September 22nd 2016
dear deer,
don't eat
green snow
Wednesday, September 21st 2016
i still can't sit
with my
legs crossed
Monday, September 19th 2016
lebens
raum
torte
Sunday, September 18th 2016
maybe mr. hader is right
and cats are the
dumbest animals?
Saturday, September 17th 2016
could they please
stop hitting
me with a pillow
Thursday, September 15th 2016
eine geschichte von
erdbeer patienten und
stuhl studien
Wednesday, September 14th 2016
shouldn't earrings
be in ears?
rather than tires