Friday, February 9th 2018
he either had an
incredible jump or was
killed by a cow
Thursday, February 8th 2018
there’s much beauty in a
drilling noise when the guy next table
plays mexican schlagermusik
aber
ich spreche
deutsch?
a donkey and a pig
take an afternoon stroll
down the street together
Wednesday, February 7th 2018
my way back home
suddenly turned into a
whale watching tour
if you believe in it
hard enough, there’ll be water
coming out of the shower
Tuesday, February 6th 2018
where is the mexican food?
i haven’t seen
a single taco bell yet
there are less comfy
ways of transport than
flying economy class
Monday, February 5th 2018
militia with machine guns
and a broken car
is this my last haiku?
i knew it czechs and italians
aside no one
drives as bad as viennese