Sunday, March 11th 2018
it should be heartbreaking to watch
his brain fail at the simplest tasks,
but it's just pathetic
Saturday, March 10th 2018
when it warms up enough
to melt the snow i travel elsewhere
to find snow, am i crazy?
Friday, March 9th 2018
the perfume
tastes
horrible
Thursday, March 8th 2018
he does an almost perfect
'trump at the golf course'
impersonation, physique-wise
Wednesday, March 7th 2018
it’s really hard
to ride a bike
without breathing
Thursday, March 1st 2018
the scale they use
to measure temperature
is totally weird
