Asuguo, November 2019
Wednesday, November 20th 2019

the water in the shower
never gets warm, in the sink
it never gets cold

Asuguo

there’s absolutely
no use in arguing
with a full bladder

Asuguo

Tuesday, November 19th 2019

why pay so much
to be
this miserable?

Asuguo

they produce movies
just to have short clips
between the ads

Asuguo

Monday, November 18th 2019

i can eat from
taco bell without
getting sick

Asuguo

i
am
awesome

Asuguo

Sunday, November 17th 2019

a bull kicked his forehead in
but he still has
that supermodel butt

Asuguo

wreck diving is like
visiting a lost place under water
in the presence of a shark

Asuguo

Saturday, November 16th 2019

some lines put
the supermarket lines before
holidays to shame

Asuguo

Wednesday, November 13th 2019

dann bestelle ich
es halt
bei amazon

Asuguo