Asuguo
Friday, March 9th 2018

the perfume
tastes
horrible

Asuguo

Thursday, March 8th 2018

he does an almost perfect
'trump at the golf course'
impersonation, physique-wise

Asuguo

Wednesday, March 7th 2018

it’s really hard
to ride a bike
without breathing

Asuguo

Thursday, March 1st 2018

the scale they use
to measure temperature
is totally weird

Asuguo

Monday, February 26th 2018

der schnee
ist erfroren und vom
baum gefallen

Asuguo

Saturday, February 24th 2018

the main challenge for me
wouldn't be climbing mt. everest, but
wanting to climb mt. everest

Asuguo

Friday, February 23rd 2018

putting a crocodile
into a dog's body
is plainly ridiculous

Asuguo

Tuesday, February 20th 2018

gravity is
not suspended
in wien-mitte

Asuguo

Sunday, February 18th 2018

humans outperform every animal
in one thing: throwing external objects.
don’t make me use my talent

Asuguo

Wednesday, February 14th 2018

deutsche autohersteller haben
offensichtlich ein problem
funktionierende blinker zu verbauen

Asuguo