looking for the cat
you find
the weirdest things

the cat in the mirror
surely doesn't
pee in the house

preparation
keeps the rain
away

he might fulfill
his homework assignment
soon

ich weiss nicht wie blöd
man sein kann, aber auf alle fälle
blöder als ich je dachte

the tree
is the perfect
babysitter

toys are all
over the house
and garden

i felt like forest gump
and then
there was the hillclimb

after successfully killing
bugs he feels ready to move
on to hunting birds

in my mind
all scenarios end well:
he dies