racing down snow covered
hills on a sled is probably
a thing only primates consider fun

thinking about
not thinking about something
i want to think about

meine frage
macht
die runde

only because someone
gave it a name, doesn't mean
i have to like it

hitting a pedestrian
doesn't count
unless you run him over

the cat pulled himself
into the shower, with effort,
lacking any grace

no matter how much pressure
i put on the front tire
the icy surface stays scary

no matter how kind
you are german
children are kinder

well, now
my butt
is frozen

it's ok
you should be
scared of me