alien curled up in a
fetal position almost
run over by a car

shocking news:
the new virus is
resistant to antibiotics

weihnachten
ist ein sehr
spontanes fest

scaring
the
horror clown

'on the road'
on 5 pages and
way more fun

he proofed the
spoilability
of twinkies

niemals
mit dem beschwerde-elefanten
anlegen

with the cat
it's as if i'm sleeping with a
5 ton stone in my bed

good bye sun
see ya
next may

my apple account is constantly
on the verge of being closed, if only
i knew about those troubles beforehand