this book
is perfect for
inducing sleepiness

strict
ring
muscle-up

dear deer,
don't eat
green snow

i still can't sit
with my
legs crossed

lebens
raum
torte

maybe mr. hader is right
and cats are the
dumbest animals?

could they please
stop hitting
me with a pillow

eine geschichte von
erdbeer patienten und
stuhl studien

shouldn't earrings
be in ears?
rather than tires

enjoying a red bull
until the fat lady sits down next to me
lightening a cigarette