a hot shower
is every bit as wonderful
as i remembered it

you can lead your bowels
to the restroom
but you can't make'em defecate

i sometimes get the feeling
germans make up
80% of the world's population

stinkmorcheln
haben das zeug
zum zombiepenis

some insect
always volunteers
to bite me

i delay my hope for
nutritious, non junk-food food
to denmark

it's so quiet in here
i heard an echo
from me swallowing

in this country
vatten is almost always
med kolsyrat

pizza and kebap
are the mc donalds
in mc donalds free zones