the faster
i ride, the shorter
the distance

Asuguo

i wouldn't have thought
that one of my heroes would be
an united flight attendant

Asuguo

she has a moustache and
wears diapers, and that's the least
off-putting about her

Asuguo

i miss the days
without him
already

Asuguo

ring wegen marathon 3 tage
gesperrt, die erwarten
wohl sehr langsame laeufer

Asuguo

upper austria is
suprisingly close: it probably
sneaked in on us

Asuguo

from the land of
milk and honey
to waterworld

Asuguo

the snoring bunny
is audible all the way
down the road

Asuguo

es tut mir leid ihn 'volltrottel'
genannt zu haben, ich hätte
'du dumme sau' sagen sollen

Asuguo

i can assure you
i'd mind your dogs
just as much walking

Asuguo