he made it sound like the easiest
thing, but i know i would crash
into the first obstacle present

Asuguo

some waters you don't
swim in, period. don't
be so resistant to advice.

Asuguo

in the colossal fight
man versus chair
the chair won by TKO

Asuguo

oh
namenlose
pein!

Asuguo

if i have to chose
between anything and mountain biking
i always chose mountain biking

Asuguo

the inevitable question before
getting on the bike: what will those
morons have in store for me today?

Asuguo

wir stehen
am grab der
deutschen sprache

Asuguo

i'm not sure
i can do this
but i know i can try

Asuguo

beweg dein oarsch schneller,
geh heut zum hoarschneider.
besser es is moarsch werner.

Asuguo

all things low on sugar
slowly disappear
from supermarket shelves

Asuguo