it's 37 degrees in the
shades, but i'm the only thing
that throws a shade

every village
not only has a church
but also a castle

seeing his other equipment
i suddenly understood
why he took photos with an iphone4

on the way out i searched
for escape routes
in case of a zombie attack

even the
leprechaun has
weight problems

people ask me for directions,
in french. madder still, they seem
satisfied with my french answer

cooling the red bull
on the air condition
works better than i thought

the pedestrian zone
is the road,
the road is the bus lane

i needn't had the
squeaking brakes replaced
french cicadas are louder anyways

a miniature version of rome
with less damage
but a medieval touch