211 days
until
christmas

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queen - the musical
with music
by elton john

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the streets
are
moron laden

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frozen to death
on the way
to the bathroom

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my cats
walks like
john wayne

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it's exactly
two minutes to
i'm very hungry

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hot coconut milk chocolate
tastes disturbingly
strange

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saved by
the
closing remarks

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i pressed
the
green button

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since the survival rate of everyone
eventually drops to zero, i won't be
around when the app finally opens

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