i am
not
wim hof

Asuguo

all alternate realities
wash up
at the end of the beach

Asuguo

the water in the shower
never gets warm, in the sink
it never gets cold

Asuguo

there’s absolutely
no use in arguing
with a full bladder

Asuguo

why pay so much
to be
this miserable?

Asuguo

they produce movies
just to have short clips
between the ads

Asuguo

i can eat from
taco bell without
getting sick

Asuguo

i
am
awesome

Asuguo

a bull kicked his forehead in
but he still has
that supermodel butt

Asuguo

wreck diving is like
visiting a lost place under water
in the presence of a shark

Asuguo