by pure chance
they both missed
the dog poop

Bäckerei und
Kondirorei sind
grund verschieden

dismembered
and put in boxes
ready for disposal

a giant wobbling tooth
the challenge:
make everything else stranger

this elevator music
is well past
it's expiration date

I'm no Sheldon
but this
is too much

waiting for
the second
arrow

some people are
all mouth without
hands and feet

I couldn't write this
without feeling
patently stupid

in today's weather
doors opening outwards
would be a safety hazard