i should probably feel
proud, to be walking among
all those superior beings

farting
against gravity
is hard

her cheeks wobble
up and down
with every step she takes

treating me like a child,
she expects me
to act like a grown up

thanks to mr. gabriel
there will be a
red bull rampage 2013

i got notified by mail
that christmas is
going to happen in 2013

inanimate, but mobile
capable of doing the worst:
nothing

manchmal
sehe ich
einen fisch

dem krebs
macht man es
nie recht

the announced air strike
by homicidal snowflakes puts vienna
in a state of emergency